ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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