Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
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