I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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