My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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