i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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