dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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