when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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