No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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