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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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