he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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