yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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