I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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