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  Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe

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  Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything

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• *gestapo. now I win.

  Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 2, 11 at 11:28am

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• Good old responsible 781 always trying to look out for 617

  Submitted by 5643yeahright on Dec 3, 11 at 10:53pm

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• I give about 30 seconds before cops are called

  Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 1, 11 at 3:35pm

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• I can't see how this could possibly go wrong

  Submitted by pnr on Dec 1, 11 at 10:55am

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• You're?

  Submitted by Colonel_Angus on Dec 1, 11 at 4:09pm

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  • Nazi

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 1, 11 at 4:56pm

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    • grammar police, not nazi, asshole

      Submitted by skatedonthate on Dec 2, 11 at 12:45am

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      • grammar Nazi

        Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Dec 2, 11 at 2:32am

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      • @skatedonthate... grammer gustapo, that way everybody wins:D

        Submitted by agroupofninjas on Dec 2, 11 at 11:22am

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• This is one of the bests texts I've seen

  Submitted by rumorofwar1 on Dec 3, 11 at 12:54am

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• These texts always make me wonder what the hell are you doing that you are now covered in blood and why are your friends not concerned lol. Eh carpe diem?

  Submitted by miss_whit on Dec 4, 11 at 12:54am

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• "Dispatch, possible dead hooker at the hilton, I've got a man covered in blood wearing only pajamas, he seems dazed"

  Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 1, 11 at 11:17am

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