We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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