I puked a lego.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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