Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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