My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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