Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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