Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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