i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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