Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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