The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
When are your genitals available?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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