Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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