Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You just made me feel so damn special
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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