I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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