the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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