Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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