I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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