I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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