I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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