We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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