Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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