YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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