I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You're like the curious george of whores
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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