stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
There's even glitter on my cock...
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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