He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
