smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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