I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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