walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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