You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
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No thanks, I've seen the pics you took of yourself on here.
"Wow, you have an iPhone 4? Who'd you have to blow to get that?" "It's a long story..."
iSlut ?
who do you think posted this?
Man, Siri really can do anything!
Just a good samaritan
I'm on my way.
Lmao @ whiskerbiscuit!!!
Speaking as an old troll, I'm guessing it's some old troll.
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