...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
