when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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