He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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