ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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