and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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