i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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