i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
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