the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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