I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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