Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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