i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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