I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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