Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You don't make any sense
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I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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