I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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