that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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