Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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