Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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