He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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