But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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