I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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